Imagine getting bicycle kicked in the face by your own teammate.
Some people have all the luck.
This is clearly why Emile Heskey thrived during his years down under.
Well that's embarrassing.
What the hell is Djibril Cisse thinking with this one?
He's at it again.
If you can watch all of this then you're a better man than me. What were Reading FC thinking?
When you get totally big-leagued by your fellow celebrity.
What's worse than getting shown a red card? This.
Sepp Blatter is on his way to becoming the greatest villain who ever lived.
A real touch of class here.
We've never seen anything like this before in all our days watching football.
14 years, 34 games, 3060 minutes of football... their first away goal.
Still got it.
The pussification of football begins.
Manchester United would never have been losing 3-0 to Southampton at half time if they had been wearing this strip.
I suppose being a Premier League footballer means that you literally can't do anything else in your life.
He kicks balls at motorbikers and scares people on the beach with that weird noise he makes.
This guy's proved to not actually be a complete and utter pussy and has already (ALREADY) managed to go and fulfil his...
MLS has finally inherited the ugly side of the beautiful game.
Is there anything more annoying than a full kit wanker?
Maybe give it to Kim Jong-un instead? He has cured cancer, AIDS and Ebola this year after all.
This is hardly going to endear Mario Balotelli to Liverpool fans is it?
Comedian Lee Nelson just made it rain on Sepp Blatter's head in front of everyone.
Never seen anything like this.