Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
So I checked out Luiz Adriano’s twitter account and although there’s a lot of evidence that he is a complete twat, there’s also a bit that suggests there might be more to the controversial goal he scored last night than there at first seemed.
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
The headline says it all but this is one of the most comedic and bizarre football clips I’ve ever seen. You gotta check it out.
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
If you don’t know who Partridge is then you can get to fvck right now. Go and educate yourself and come back in a few hours.
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
Edgar Davids graces Barnet with his presence and they stick him on the bench. Who do they think they are? He’s fuckin’ Edgar Davids!
Whoever came up with the idea for this sport is a genius/sadist. It’s basically indoor football but whenever you want to attack players on the other side you’re allowed to, so it’s basically indoor football crossed with UFC. It rules.
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to have a jibe at God of football, David Beckham.
If you’re an Arsenal fan bitter about RVP’s exit this summer, what’s the best way to get back at him? Probably to teach your three year old son to call him a c**t right? It’s perfect. Take that RVP.
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Whoever works in Liverpool’s merchandise department needs a slap in the face after they released this monstrosity.
Emmanuel Adebayor starred in an advert for energy drink Power Horse a few years ago which is insanely bad and probably should have made Power Horse go bankrupt.
Arsenal sneaked their way out of what should have been an embarrassing loss, but Olivier Giroud thought that it was all over at 90 mins and gave his shirt to the fans, and then had to ask for it back like a numpty.
Cristiano Ronaldo obviously has a bunch of skills but I never would have assumed that family therapy was among them.
Don’t worry, we’re not promoting any type of bullying, just some good old BANTER between #LADS.
Oxford United midfielder, Alan Chapman, burns his nipple but plays through a full 90 minutes. What a hero.
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
There are surely a lot of contenders for the worst corner kick ever, but this effort from Alessandro Diamanti really needs to be seen to be believed.
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
Volleyball, football, capoeira, trampolines and bouncy castles all in one sport. Fancy it?