Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy is the latest celebrity to be accused of racism as he dressed up as a black king to deliver presents to a children’s hospital in Spain. Pretty bizarre yeah, but racist?
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
You’re probably hungover and in no state to move right now so why not enjoy the top 100 goals of the year 2012.
Even the elder statesman of football himself has gotten all wrapped up in the internet craze that is taking over the world.
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
It’s not often i say this but this is an absolutely incredible goal and I have never, ever, ever seen anyone do anything even remotely like it. Step forward the original Falcao and check out his spinning backheel freekick lob and be amazed.
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
If one footballer was going to make a Christmas song, it probably wasn’t going to be Karim Benzema as he’s an openly practicing Muslim. But he sure did make a cracking Christmas song and video right here with a little help from his friends at Real Madrid.
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
Did Jack Wilshere pop a boner after he was kicked in the balls in the Arsenal Reading match last night? The video evidence would suggest that he did.
On the couple of times I actually used Chat Roulette I always thought it would be cool if I got paired with someone famous. Unfortunately I usually got paired with a bunch of erect dicks. These lads managed to get linked to the real Ronaldo though which is just crazy.
You probably heard that Lionel Messi broke the record for the most number of goals In one calendar year on Sunday. You probably haven’t seen all 86 of them though so here you go.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
Brian Wilson is some crappy league one defender playing for Oldham who has spent his whole career in the lower leagues and that probably explains why he can score an own goal as embarrassing as this one.
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
Dude 1 tosses cigarette to dude 2. Dude 2 volleys cigarette back up to dude 1. Dude 1 catches cigarette in mouth. Initiate victory jig.
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger endures more misery as he drops his toast in the club canteen.
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
Who could it be? You’ll probably be disappointed but it’s still a pretty jokes picture.
From sexy cars to arty sexy dusty cars. Basically a whole load of random crap about cars.
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
