CHIRPSES
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620KRAFT DEBUTS THE ‘MEAL PLANNING SOLUTION’
Ever go to the supermarket (baked) and can't decide what to eat? Worry no more!
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692CELEBRITIES FEAR THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012
Don't worry, that stupid movie freaked out a bunch of celebrities too! Hear what they have to say about it!
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377IRAN AND INDIA ARREST PIGEONS ACCUSED OF SPYING
Iran and India top the crazy scale and start arresting pigeons
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599WOMAN PARALYSED BY LOVEBITE
A New Zealand woman suffers a minor stroke after getting a hickey from her partner as they were watching television
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3.3KWEIRD WEDDINGS! ‘JAPANESE MAN MARRIES HIS PILLOW’ & MORE!
Crazy weddings featuring pillows, dogs, cats, walls and cartoon characters!
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403HUNTING BIN LADEN (.COM)
Bizarre website details ex military man's plan to head over to Afghanistan and 'find Osama bin Laden & kill the fvck.'
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10DOUBLE CHINai??i??CURE?
German company proposes to make super cure for the double chin!?
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1.2KDOOMSDAY DISASTER DOMES
An answer to our global warming fears: The Ark Hotel
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1.5KORIGIN AND MYTH: THE MASHED ASSASSINS
A look at the hashish-eating assassins of 11th Century Iran.
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Space Jam Website Still Online
The website for the 1996 Warner Brothers movie Space Jam is still online, and hasn't been updated since that year!
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502MCDONALD’S ADVERT FROM 1985
Instead of 'I'm Lovin' It' we got 'Imagine if Hamburglar could turn everything he touches into cheeseburgers!'
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161TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES
One recipient of these cupcakes said that they were so chocolatey that upon eating one, they developed an instant headache, here is...
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324ARGENTINA’S WORST MOTHER
Woman leaves baby on train track to try and avoid paying the train fare
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570THE THING-O-MATIC: CREATING 3D PLASTIC OBJECTS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES!
You need a bottle opener, a wine stopper or even a plug for the sink but the shops are closed and your...
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791NEW FACES: THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW
A look at some of the attacking players that could come or are coming to the Premiership this January.
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923PARAMORE HIT BACK IN INTERNET BLOG WAR
Paramore finally break their silence in the internet blog war over the Farro brothers' departure from the band
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898DEAD FISH, BIRDS & CRABS: IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?
2011 is set to be a record year for unexplained animal deaths, that's if we make it to 2012...
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97040,000 DEAD CRABS WASHED UP ON ENGLISH BEACHES!
Dead crabs, starfish, lobsters, sponges and anemones, whatever they are....
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2.8KVENKYS — WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?
We know that Venky's bought Blackburn and are acting like clowns, but who exactly are Venky's?
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235OKLAHOMA CAFA?ai??i??
Oklahoma is a quirky cafA?Ai?? in a gift shop with some unusual surprises...
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927JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND RECEIVES DEATH THREATS
OMG! @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i'm gonna kill ya
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1.3KWIKILEAKS UNCOVERS GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO KILL BEES!
Not just uncovering political controversy.....
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57910 WORST PREMIERSHIP SIGNINGS OF THE SEASON (SO FAR)
Why did Gerard Houllier think it was a good idea to sign Robert Pires?
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497MILEY CYRUS BONG FOR SALE?
So what actually happened to the bong!?
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547BOTTOMS UP BEER DISPENSER!
Amazing new gravity defying product allows you to get 44 pints in a minute!! LADS!
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399ENGLAND WIN THE ASHES, WOLVERINE V SHANE WARNE IN A CRICKET MATCH
One of them gets hit in the nuts with a cricket ball!
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223MINESTRONE SOUP
A delicious warming winter soup, perfect with a few drops of hot sauce.
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568BAD SANTA
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM EVERYONE AT SICK CHIRPSE. HERE'S A FUNNY SANTA VIDEO.
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747PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
OMG! Band members leave and release a dumb statement about major labels/religion!!
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559SICK CHIRPSE BAND REC: COSMO JARVIS
The freshest new artist of the 21st Century.