Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.
Like Captain Awesome isn't stupid enough....
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
'For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh itâ€™s only EbouÃ©'
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar...
He got a brand new signature too!
My kind of party in the USA!
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though....
Wow! This is like some kind of Jean Claude Van Damme action movie! But in real life! Whoa!
Students pay taxes. Don't you forget it. The 'students are tax dodgers' is the most ill-informed, overused anti-student quip there is. Get...
This weekend Facebook users (re: everyone) were encouraged to change their avatars to cartoon characters to stamp out child abuse. Of course!
Sick Chirpse's new mexican correspondent Joaquin reporting from Guadalajara, Mexico delves into myths, misconceptions and the history surrounding tequila in his first...
GIRL TALK IS FUCKING SICK. WE ARE STREAMING HIS NEW RECORD. IT'S FUCKING SICK. SICK CHIRPSE.
One million times hotter than the core of the sun. Honestly.
The most handsome band of the month award goes to The Magnificent.
Parts of England are currently covered in a hefty amount of snow and I hate it. Screw you snow.
Fees will rise, cuts will be made, politicians will break promises. Like Tupac said thatâ€™s just the way it is.
Recipe for vegetarian sweet potato burgers with cajun wedges.
Can you even fall asleep on a surfboard?
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse's own idiot abroad. Here's a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris.....
The unbelievable demise of a charitable hero.