CHIRPSES
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219ENGLAND WIN THE ASHES, WOLVERINE V SHANE WARNE IN A CRICKET MATCH
One of them gets hit in the nuts with a cricket ball!
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33MINESTRONE SOUP
A delicious warming winter soup, perfect with a few drops of hot sauce.
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322BAD SANTA
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM EVERYONE AT SICK CHIRPSE. HERE'S A FUNNY SANTA VIDEO.
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405PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
OMG! Band members leave and release a dumb statement about major labels/religion!!
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286SICK CHIRPSE BAND REC: COSMO JARVIS
The freshest new artist of the 21st Century.
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76MANCHESTER CHRISTMAS MARKETS
A trip to the Manchester Christmas Markets is a must for any food lover.
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323PARIS WHEN IT SWINDLES
Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.
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1.4KTOP 5 DUMB NAME CHANGES!
Like Captain Awesome isn't stupid enough....
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440FACEBOOK USERS JUST WANT TO HANG OUT!
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
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230IRISH PLAYER INCLUDED IN GOAL OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
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1.8KEBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
'For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué'
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1.3KWORST GUITAR TAB EVER
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar...
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368SOME LOSER CHANGES HIS NAME TO CAPTAIN AWESOME…
He got a brand new signature too!
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338MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!
My kind of party in the USA!
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3.0KMICHAEL JACKSON RELEASES NEW ALBUM 18 MONTHS AFTER HIS DEATH
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
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516DAVID LYNCH TAKES PART IN LIVE TWITTER INTERVIEW!
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though....
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486MAN PULLED OUT OF THE WAY OF METRO TRAIN AT LAST SECOND!
Wow! This is like some kind of Jean Claude Van Damme action movie! But in real life! Whoa!
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224STUDENTS DO PAY TAX. SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE….SHOULD.
Students pay taxes. Don't you forget it. The 'students are tax dodgers' is the most ill-informed, overused anti-student quip there is. Get...
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305CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK AVATAR TO STOP CHILD ABUSE
This weekend Facebook users (re: everyone) were encouraged to change their avatars to cartoon characters to stamp out child abuse. Of course!
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259TEQUILA – THE UNOPENED FILE
Sick Chirpse's new mexican correspondent Joaquin reporting from Guadalajara, Mexico delves into myths, misconceptions and the history surrounding tequila in his first...
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278STREAM THE NEW GIRL TALK RECORD!
GIRL TALK IS FUCKING SICK. WE ARE STREAMING HIS NEW RECORD. IT'S FUCKING SICK. SICK CHIRPSE.
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322LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CREATES SUB-ATOMIC FIREBALL
One million times hotter than the core of the sun. Honestly.
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74HANDSOME BAND OF THE MONTH – THE MAGNIFICENT
The most handsome band of the month award goes to The Magnificent.
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241SNOW DAY?
Parts of England are currently covered in a hefty amount of snow and I hate it. Screw you snow.
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297PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON TOWN
Fees will rise, cuts will be made, politicians will break promises. Like Tupac said that’s just the way it is.
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49SWEET POTATO BURGERS WITH CAJUN WEDGES
Recipe for vegetarian sweet potato burgers with cajun wedges.
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599DICK VAN DYKE IS RESCUED BY PORPOISES
Can you even fall asleep on a surfboard?
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411FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse's own idiot abroad. Here's a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris.....
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501SEGWAY OWNER STACKS IT OFF A CLIFF WHILST RIDING HIS SEGWAY
The unbelievable demise of a charitable hero.