WOMAN FINDS THIRD NIPPLE ON HER FOOT
With nipples popping up all over the place, namely on tit-trucks and baby dolls, we are excited to bring you some new nipple news.
CHIRPSES
NEWS CORP – THE EVIL EMPIRE THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING
Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp is preparing to take over BSkyB, despite being embroiled in the biggest media scandal in recent history. Let’s hope the sinking of the News of the World also signals the end of the BSkyB deal.
HAYE VS KLIT: KLITSCHKO EXPLAINS THE STORY, IN PHOTOS
Wladimir Klitschko has uploaded a picture story to Youtube documenting his beef with David Haye – and it’s gold.
CHOCOLATE – EASY STEADY
Chocolate released this trailer for their new skate video ‘Easy Steady’ a couple of years back. It’s an awesome trailer but where is the full release?
GEORGE MICHAEL’S TRUE FAITH AND OTHER SHIT COVER VERSIONS
George Michael’s latest catastrophe accompanied by a host of other cover versions that are unbelievably dire.
HAYE HAMMERED BY KLITSCHKO
Haye was utterly outclassed by the giant Ukrainian, losing almost every round on points and having his bum hit the canvas more times than his gloves hit Klitschko’s face.
THE DINER – BRAP OR CRAP
I started eating out again because a buddy from New York came to visit. As such Brap or Crap is making a comeback starting at The Diner in Shoreditch.
TOM HANKS DANCES THE WEATHER
Everybody loves Tom Hanks right? Did you know he was a great dancer though? And can also bust some shapes whilst giving the weather forecast in Spanish?
Guillaume NEry: Freefall Underwater Diving Champion
Guillaume Nery dives down to over 100 metres on one single breath, is his secret his massive heavy balls?
GHOST CHILI (BHUT JOLOKIA)
The Bhut Jolkia (AKA Ghost Chili) is the hottest Chili in the world. Here’s a video of some poor guy eating one.
Zane Lowe Disses Beyonce; World Overreacts
Zane Lowe made a joke about Beyonce during Glastonbury. He then has to grovel and gets sent home.
JUSTIN BIEBER WEARS KELLY KAPOWSKI T SHIRT
Justin Bieber wears a t-shirt of an old celebrity. The world goes crazy.
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME MOVIE GENERATOR
Ever wanted to create your own Jean-Claude Van Damme movie? This almost lets you do that.
RYAN DUNN R.I.P. – A TRIBUTE
The world lost one of its favourite Jackass’s Ryan Dunn this morning. Here’s some photos and videos of his greatest moments. R.I.P. Ryan Dunn.
BBC SCOTLAND COMPLETELY BLOWS IT
When you’re told the weather report is coming up, you probably don’t expect some footage of Rudolf Hess delivering a speech in Nazi Germany.
DEAR PHOTOGRAPH
Dear Photograph is a photo blog that takes a photo of a photo of the past in the present.
DRUNK DUDE FALLS DOWN STAIRS IN LONDON
I hate waking up with random injuries after a night on the tiles but this guy takes it to another level. He manages to fall down some stairs at a tube station in London and face-plant the last few concrete steps after too much sambuca, ouch.
MOST PIERCED WOMAN IN THE WORLD MARRIES MOST BORING MAN IN THE WORLD
Here are some pictures from the wedding of the century.
GUY WITH NO ARMS DESTROYS HOTEL LOBBY
Have you ever seen a guy with no arms do anything as impressive as this?
HOW TO TWO STEP PROPERLY
Two stepping is the new (old?) dance of hardcore. This educational video by two skinny pop punk kids shows you how to perform the dance correctly. With hilarious consequences.
HUGE DICK DISCOVERED ON GOOGLE MAPS
The ultimate high school prank is immortalised forever thanks to the good people at Google.
Dad Drops Daughter Trying To Catch Baseball
When you’re in the stands and the baseball gets hit straight towards you……….try to keep hold of your baby daughter when you make a grab for it.
APPLE iOS5
iOS5 will have over 200 new features including iMessage, location based reminders, wireless syncing and being able to use a physical button for the camera, finally!
Tonje Langeteig – I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife
Remember Friday by Rebecca Black? Well here’s the Norwegian version. It’s a lot more terrible. Tonje Langetaig – I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife.
GIRL WHACKS SOFTBALL INTO HER OWN FACE
This girl whacks a baseball into her own face and starts bleeding from her eye socket, totally gross.
ALISTAIR CAMPBELL BEEFS WITH BOY BAND AT CHARITY FOOTBALL MATCH
‘The Rottweiler’ of Downing Street starts major beef at a charity football match.
LESLIE NIELSEN’S GRAVESTONE
Everyone always talks about leaving a funny inscription on their tombstone but I never heard of anyone who actually did it. Until I saw Leslie Nielsen’s gravestone that is.
