CHIRPSES
KING OF KINGS 3
I got trapped in the countryside for three days with a bag of weed so I got into the world of online gaming…..
AND NOW AS THE CITIES WEEP
A post-apocalyptic short story about what could have been if the riots and the madness had escalated until there was nothing left. Here is the brutal insanity of the self-destructive human race, captured in letters and ink.
MELANIE IGLESIAS RIDES MOTORCYCLES… YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Melanie Iglesias is one hot hometown hottie. She’s got a black heart tattoo on her wrist and a belly button piercing and she says she can’t wait to get more.
“HORSEMANNING”: GET HEADLESS
Internet memes seem to gallop by faster than an ostrich on amphetamines. It can sometimes be difficult to keep up. Well, a new photo meme craze seems to be surfacing across the internet called ‘horsemanning’.
NEW MUSIC, FREE MUSIC
So I’ve been completely off the radar lately due to not having a studio and then looking after sickchirpse.com, well now I’ve got a new studio set up and a brain bursting with new tunes to make.
RUSSIAN BREHS ARE STILL CRAZY – MAJOR BRAWL IN AN OCEANARIUM
It was a little more extreme than the picture might suggest.
“CHIRPSE”: IS IT EVER COMPULSORY?
Is chirpsing ever necessary? It seems that it is. We’re on to you.
HULK HOGAN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE RIOTS
Forget about calling the army in to sort out the riots, just call Hulk Hogan
INFOGRAPHICS
These infographics explain Alcohol VS Marijuana, Online Political Science, Horror Moviews and Plastic Surgery – all in a simple to read graphic.
ARE YOU MAD AS A HATTER?
For everyone out there that has ever been deemed ‘crazy,’ ‘mental,’ ‘nuts’ or just plain ‘insane.’ An insight into the opinions of ‘a self-professed mad-hatter’ who thinks if you’re not a bit mental, you’re boring.
NEW TUMBLR FIND – IS ANYONE UP?
Is Anyone Up Dot Com posts noodz of your favourite bands and the sexting that is associated with them. Pretty jokes.
NEW WAVE OF SUPERHEROES DISCOVERED – MAGNETBOYS
Various young boys from around the world are claiming to have magnetic bodies.
A VITRIOLIC RANT ABOUT NOTHING
An angry, convuluted diatribe about the harsh reality of love and relationships. Many people don’t realise the truth, or try to deny it’s existence. Here it is, for you all to see. Here is a heart torn open and bleeding.
PLANKING FAIL
We all know Tom Green invented planking, and Xzibit hates planking (cos it’s connected to the slave trade, don’t ya know?). Here’s a big fat planking fail.
REAL LIFE PETER PAN – THE WOMAN WHO REFUSES TO GROW UP
We’ve all had a time where we wished that we could remain as children forever, with little else to worry about other than who has to be ‘it’ in hide and seek.
PASTAFARIANISM – THE NEW RELIGION
A stand against ID photo restrictions inspires a new noodle based religion.
FULL MOON PARTY: A SOCIETAL CASE STUDY OF CLASS HARMONY
Full Moon Party – World Traveller pt.I : A confused tale of a confused time.
MOTOGP AT 1000FPS: SUPER BIKES IN SUPER SLOW-MO
Casey Stoner (cool name) talks us through how to take a corner on a super bike in a Moto GP race. This video shows corners being taken on a super bike at 1000 frames per second.
GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS
Google suggestions can sometimes give you something you weren’t quite after. Try typing ‘Is it ok to’ into Google and see what it ‘suggests’.
BRIT WINS £161 MILLION EUROMILLIONS JACKPOT
Last night someone scooped the Euromillions jackpot of £161,000,000 which will earn a cool £13,232 every day just off the interest, nice.
HOW (NOT) TO PARK
Why can’t people parallel park? What is so hard about this simple parking maneuver?
PLAYSTATION 2 GETS OWNED… ALL BY ONE GAMER
A gamer from the states, who goes by the name of Ahans76, has collected every single Playstation 2 game ever released in North America.
THE TIT TRUCK
A new service seen in the form of an ice cream van with a boob on the top of it, offering support to mothers who choose to breastfeed in public.
