"Buy my cookies."
“I never wanted this to happen.”
Potential new planet to destroy.
“Give me two truths and a lie…”
His head is now so big, it has its own post code.
Titty trick shots really should be an Olympic sport.
This thing will tear you apart from the inside.
The world of Stephen King comes to the small screen.
Happy Birthday mate.
Surely it was just a bit of banter.
Don't pick up the soap.
I'll drink to that.
"I'm just going to answer the question for you..."
Spice up your life.
Not a bad payout.
Campaign promises that really matter.
The Road To Seshleyhem.
Hell hath no fury like a guy getting his food stolen.
Well he certainly looks the part.
One of the most repulsive stories you will ever read.
Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can...
There’s no excuse.
Off the hook.
"Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it."