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Cards Against Humanity Purchase Section Of US Border To Stop Trump Building His Wall

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Make America great again.

One of the key campaign promises of Donald Trump’s election campaign was that he would build wall across the border with Mexico to stop illegal immigration, and he doesn’t seem to have made much movement on this policy and it turns out that he might be blocked entirely from completing it thanks to an unlikely source: Cards Against Humanity.

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As part of their latest promotion, the obscene card game has decided to purchase a small plot of land on the Mexico/US border that will ensure that Trump will never be able to complete his wall entirely. Genius right – and for $15 you can get involved too.

That low price will enable you to receive six ‘America saving surprises’, a certificate to fight the wall, an illustrated map of the land and some new cards for your deck. Sounds like a pretty decent deal in all fairness.

Here’s a promo video that explains just what they’re on about, as well as a statement from their website:

Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.

So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specialising in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

You’ve gotta hand it to them – this is great promotion that is no doubt going to appeal to Cards Against Humanity players as they’re inevitably hipsters that are going to hate Donald Trump, so they’re probably gonna make a load of money off this if nothing else. Not sure if they can actually stop Trump building the wall, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see about that. No guarantee he would be able to get it finished anyway, so there’s that working in their favour too.

For more walls, check out this dog getting her head stuck in a wall whilst looking for food. Sad.


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