Just when you thought ‘Street Walking’ was the weirdest video you’d ever see on the web, the “breadfaceblog” Instagram account shows up featuring a young Japanese girl fully obsessed with smashing her face into different types of bread.

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Naturally, this being the world we live in, she’s picking up a fair few followers.

Check out some examples:

12. Cornbread

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 26, 2015 at 10:41am PST

13. Fay Da plain steamed bun

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Dec 3, 2015 at 6:54pm PST

11. Italian loaf A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 14, 2015 at 8:52am PST

10. King’s Hawaiian Sweet Rolls

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 9, 2015 at 7:17am PST

9. Naan bread A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 3, 2015 at 6:14am PST

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Absolutely riveting stuff no doubt. The music, the different types of breads, the face-smashing, just all the ingredients you need to keep the people hooked on your bread blog.

Personally, I’m just grateful she didn’t make the bread using yeast from her own vagina (NSFW). Or at least I hope not anyway.