5) Camel Spiders

Camel spiders look gross. Just imagine that thing getting caught up in your hair and wriggling about near your face *shudder*. There’s more than 1000 different species of camel spider, which seems more than necessary, it’s a pretty solid argument against intelligent design don’t you think? Why would a god that loves us make so many types camel spiders?

These dirty freaks aren’t poisonous but can pierce skin with their pincers and produce a creepy rattling sound just to add to their horror vibe.