Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Something tells me that’s an instant block from Ellie

Anyone who knows all 150 original Pokemon is a right swipe

They call her the Sandwich Artist

Catfished

Even Stormtroopers need love

I bet you are

The laziest Catfish attempt ever

That’s a solid policy

Something tells me Holly wears the pants in her relationships

Hook ups are meh

Any takers?

The red pill sounds scary

Hallelujah

Millennial lovin’

Banana lover

Fingers crossed

So you’re a prostitute?

Fail

What a waste

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.