Lying wide awake in bed the other night, a frightening thought flickered across my mind’s eye. All over the country, in fact no, all over the world, horses are taking ketamine. Horses everywhere are getting totally fucked up on ketamine on a daily basis and no one seems to have even noticed. The world just watches on as these horses get wasted, losing themselves deep inside the K-Hole, twisting and turning and reaching new realms of reality that even Hunter S. Thompson would have trouble making sense of. It didn’t take long for me to have compiled a fair bit of evidence to back my case and you can check it out for yourself here.
‘This fence feels like dubstep’
’is anyone else seeing babes?’
‘why’s the floor got sky on?’
‘Hey guys, I think I can see my future in this void.’
The equestrian world is a dark place, and more and more fences everywhere are starting to ‘feel like dubstep’.
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