This photo of two couples shagging in the car park of El Divino nightclub in Belfast during a student night last week has been doing the rounds.

As we learnt with the Magaluf incident the other week and with Slane Girl before that, you really need to keep this behaviour private in the social media age because 99% of the time it’s going to end up online.

Remember that next time you’re licked off your face and feel like doing something you know deep down you will regret later on.