Sure, John Terry is almost certainly a total prick – although he can afford lawyers that can convince any court in the land otherwise – but he’s far from the worst of the already rotten bunch that make up the cream of professional football. Chin up, Chelsea fans!
So, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’ powers combined will make them near-unstoppable. But once this unholy union goes inevitably, yet amusingly, off the rails, where will that blonde-haired punk rocker turn? Who will Avril Lavigne marry next?
A condom-themed restaurant in Bangkok (that somehow didn’t make an appearance in The Hangover 2) has a Liverpool shirt made of johnnies on display. You heard me.
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