You’ve seen or at least heard of ITV’s Splash. Hell, we’ve written about it before but it’s so gash we had to do it again, complete with some other ideas for equally nonsensical celebrity challenge shows and the ideal contestants and judges, including celebrity human centipede.
Sky Living have decided to document Steps’ journey back to ‘stardom’ on our televisions. What a relief to us all that is.
Sounds like a fairytale but it’s written by Simon Amstell, so it’s not.
Would you like an inside look into the life of a sellout, failed musician which isn’t a comedy?
Do you want to follow the lives of the social elite? No, I didn’t think so.
After the mediocre ‘Life’s too short’ will Derek be the next jewel in Ricky Gervais’ comedy crown?
The number one fantasy show returns with more naughty stuff that puts The Lord of the Rings to shame. And so it should!
Downton Abbey at sea but it’s on an ‘unsinkable’ ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
Jack Bauer is back and this time he is a baggage handler called Martin who must discover what his autistic son is drawing! Wow!
The BBC’s film review show has gone through a few changes but have they been of benefit?
Critically acclaimed US show ‘Homeland’ has arrived and raises the serious issue of ginger terrorists.
Sky Atlantic’s newest big money TV show hits our screens, and it’s about horses running and men watching them.
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