The Local Elections Are This Week, Here’s Who You Most Definitely Shouldn’t Vote For (UKIP)
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn’t give your little vote to UKIP.
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn’t give your little vote to UKIP.
An in-depth investigation into the lives of some of the worst footballers of the nineties.
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
The Manipulation Machine marches on. Where will you hide?
Big Sam dips into the transfer market again for another inspired signing.
New musings from the tormented participator. Can you escape the system? No.
Sooo……it looks like the question we’ve all been wondering for our whole lives has finally been answered. Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
So it seems Jordan’s mental health has taken a nose-dive in recent months. Check out the latest tragic episode.
The much hyped fall from grace of football’s most boring bastards
Do you need cheering up? Perhaps heard that the striker for your favourite football team is a turncoat chicken-shit? Well read this about Puff Daddy being sued for a trillion dollars.
A tragic tale about a boy who once knew what it was to be human but is transformed into a shadow of his former self in a disastrous misadventure on the australian snowfields
