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Tom Cruise’s Breakdance Routine At Victoria Beckham’s Birthday Party Left Everyone “Dumbfounded”

Tom Cruise is a fascinating guy. On one hand, he seems completely weird and insane (the scientology, jumping on Oprah’s couch, all the crazy stories we’ve heard over the years), but on the other hand, he’s f*cking awesome (his movies and stunts). His behaviour at Victoria Beckham’s birthday party the other night was maybe a …

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The Internet Is Mocking This Guy For Living A Life That 99% Of People Would Say Is Successful

So this self-proclaimed middle class man in America shared a video on TikTok showing a day in his life, and people are acting as though he’s living the most awful existence possible. Have a watch for yourself and see what you think: This is literally the saddest thing I’ve seen in a very long time… …

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A Husband Cheated On His Wife Multiple Times So That He Could Beat Her “Body Count”

Husbands and wives cheat on each other for all sorts of reason, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a reason quite like this. Here’s the story as told by the cuckolded wife on Reddit’s AmIOverreacting? sub: This is honestly SO stupid this whole entire situation is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been through …

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Alec Baldwin Punches Protester’s Phone After She Demands He Say ‘Free Palestine’ In Coffee Shop

A protester with the world’s most annoying voice confronted Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop this week and kept demanding that he say ‘Free Palestine’, while also taking shots at him for the Rust tragedy where the actor accidentally shot and killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. In the end, Alec Baldwin snapped, and punched the activist’s …

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MMA Fighter Kicks Ring Girl In The Bum, Gets KO’d By Opponent & Beaten Up By Crowd

An Iranian MMA fighter who decided to kick a ring girl in the bum before his fight ended up getting TKO’d by his opponent, beaten up by the crowd, and on top of that has received a lifetime ban from Russia’s Hard Fighting Championship. Ali Heibati was taking on Arkady Osipyan at the HFC event …

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Sydney Sweeney Fires A Message To Her Haters: “Sorry For Having Great T*ts”

People are always having a go at Sydney Sweeney, whether it’s jealous 70-year-old Hollywood producers or recreationally outraged Yahoo journalists calling her a “threat to body positivity”, all because she’s a conventionally attractive young woman who’s found fame and success off the back of her, um, “assets”. Well, Sydney Sweeney had 5 words for the …

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‘Dine And Dash’ Family-Of-Eight Caught On CCTV After Racking Up £329 Bill Of Steaks, Desserts & Drinks

One of the most shameless and outrageous examples of dine-and-dashing in history occurred at the weekend after a family-of-eight stuffed their fat faces at an Italian restaurant in Wales, and then left without paying their £329 bill. Bella Ciao Italian restaurant in Port Talbot, Wales, said the diners ordered expensive steaks, 15 bottles of fizzy drinks …

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Man Kicks Palestinian Flag, Doesn’t Realise It’s Booby-Trapped & Rigged With Explosives

An Israeli man who parked up along a highway in the West Bank so he could walk all the way out into a field and kick down a Palestinian flag has ended up with injuries to his legs, after the flag turned out to be booby-trapped and exploded as he made impact… [Warning = potentially …

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Taylor Swift Just Ended Kim Kardashian’s Career With A Brutal Diss Track On Her New Album

So Taylor Swift dropped her new album Tortured Poets Department last night, and all anyone is talking about is a track called ‘ThanK you aIMee’, which if you take out the capital letters spells out ‘KIM’, and appears to be a Kim Kardashian diss track that many are saying rivals Hit ‘Em Up, Who Shot …

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‘Crazy Plane Lady’ Tiffany Gomas Once Again Sets The Internet On Fire Posing In Bikini For Ultra Right Beer

Apparently there’s an American beer called ‘Conservative Dad Ultra Right Beer” (lol) and it looks like viral plane meltdown lady Tiffany Gomas has somehow wound up as a mascot for this brand. Given the caption, looks like she’s fully embracing the backlash that’s certain to follow: Wonder how many people I’m gonna piss off with …

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Police Officer Threatens To Arrest Man For Being ‘Quite Openly Jewish’ Near Pro-Palestine March In London

No matter what you make of Israel’s ongoing demolition of Palestine, any sensible person would agree that Jews should be able to walk around in peace like everyone else, whether they are in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine demonstration or not. Unfortunately, this police officer in London seems to disagree, and incredibly, threatens to arrest …

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New M. Night Shyamalan Thriller ‘Trap’ Starring Josh Hartnett As A Serial Killer Looks Intense AF

M. Night Shyamalan knows how to cut a good trailer, even if the movies don’t always live up to the hype. Sometimes they’re great (Sixth Sense), sometimes they’re terrible (The Happening), but you never really know what you’re getting into until you watch them. Here’s the trailer for his latest thriller ‘Trap’, starring Josh Hartnett …

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Sainsbury’s Worker Sacked For Pressing ‘Zero Bags Used’ Button And Taking Bags For Life After Working At Supermarket For 20 Years

An employee who had worked for Sainsbury’s for almost 20 years has been sacked for taking some “bags for life” without paying for them at the end of a night shift. Niamke Doffou worked at the Romford Sainsbury’s store as a night shift assistant, and one early morning after his shift decided to do some …

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The Internet Has Been Left Utterly Baffled After Megan Fox Posted A Makeup Free Selfie

Ever since AI infiltrated the internet, it’s even harder to know what’s real or fake anymore. And that includes this ‘makeup-free’ selfie that Megan Fox shared on Instagram the other day, which people were immediately suspicious and dubious of… Now I’d say that’s less ‘makeup-free’ and more ‘minimal makeup’ or ‘heavily filtered’, but even still, …

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Joey Barton Lashes Out At Eni Aluko Again After She Says Stadiums Are ‘NOT Safe For Women’

If you thought that Joey Barton was going to start taking it easy on Eni Aluko just because she’s suing him for ‘extreme upset and distress’, then think again because clearly this guy does not know when to back off. Aluko claimed this week that football stadiums are ‘not safe for women’ and suggested that …

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Andrew Tate Says White Men Are ‘F*cked’ And Need To Have ’30 Kids Minimum’ With Multiple Women

It looks like Andrew Tate has done the math on the whole great replacement theory and figured out a solution for anyone out there who believes white people are going instinct: you need to be having at least 30 kids each, with multiple women. Easy! And if you’re not capable of producing 30 kids with …

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Sydney Sweeney Hits Back At Hollywood Producer Who Said She’s ‘Not Pretty’ And ‘Can’t Act’

It hasn’t taken long for Sydney Sweeney’s camp to clap back after Hollywood producer Carol Baum rubbished the Euphoria star in front of an audience of film fans in New York, claiming she’s ‘not pretty’ and ‘can’t act’. Carol Baum had said: ‘There’s an actress who everybody loves now – Sydney Sweeney.’ ‘I don’t get …

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Portsmouth’s Captain Promotion Speech Hilariously Interrupted By Teammate Getting His A*se Out

Huge achievement for Portsmouth being promoted to the Championship for the first time in 12 years, and one that clearly demanded an inspirational speech from captain Marlon Pack during the celebrations that followed. As Pack addressed the fans in attendance with a serious, heartfelt speech, teammate Joe Rafferty decided to interrupt by mooning the crowd: …

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Hollywood Producer Says Sydney Sweeney Is ‘Not Pretty’ And ‘Can’t Act’

I don’t think anyone has ever accused Sydney Sweeney of being the Meryl Streep or Audrey Hepburn of our generation, but she’s an OK actress who does what’s required of her on screen. Of course, she does have the ‘best t1ts in Hollywood‘, and those have probably played some part in her becoming one of …

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AI-Generated Contestants Are Competing For The Title In The World’s First AI Beauty Pageant

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any weirder, the world’s first ever Miss AI is set to be crowned as a bunch of nerds go to war to determine who can create the most beautiful-looking artificial woman using nothing but AI. Who needs actual real life, hot women anyway? You see these two …

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Seth MacFarlane On Ending ‘Family Guy’: “I Don’t See A Good Reason To Stop, People Still Love It”

It feels like Family Guy, along with American Dad and The Simpsons, is turning into what the Looney Tunes was for millennials growing up: old cartoons with seemingly infinite number of episodes that will constantly be on TV and air until the end of time. So it’s just as well that creator Seth MacFarlane has …

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Porn Star Phoenix Marie Takes Castmate To Court Over Shoot Gone Horribly Wrong

Adult film star Melissa Hutchinson AKA Phoenix Marie, who happens to be one of the top MILFs in the game, alleges she was forced to participate in an onscreen orgy against her will and then became the victim of a smear campaign after a fellow performer overdosed on prescription drugs and nearly died on set. …

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Pamela Anderson Will Star Opposite Liam Neeson In The Naked Gun Reboot

The Naked Gun is one of the best comedy franchises ever and so it’s understandable that fans of the original are tentative about the incoming reboot. The casting does seem promising, though – with Liam Neeson taking on the role of Lieutenant Frank Debin, and Pamela Anderson now revealed to be starring alongside him. It’s …

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British OnlyFans Girl Says She Made $250k By Having Sex With 122 Uni Students During Spring Break

British expat Bonnie Blue, 25, set herself a goal last month when she flew to Cancun for Spring Break: have sex with 100 students on Spring Break, document it for her OnlyFans, and generate at least $200,000. In the end, Bonnie completely surpassed her goal – sleeping with 122 students and raking in $250,000 over …

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Matt Le Tissier Is Now Doing Podcasts About The Resurrection Of Princess Diana & Other Insane Conspiracy Theories

You’ve got to feel bad for Southampton legend Matt Le Tissier. After being sacked by Sky Sports because of his views on the vaccine, COVID, chemtrails, and all the other things he should have just shut up about, he’s now sat awkwardly on some random man’s podcast where he’s being forced to listen to conspiracy …

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Danny Dyer Devastated After Discovering His 9-Year-Old Son Is An Andrew Tate Fan

Danny Dyer is/was the quintessential cockney bad boy of the UK, but even he’s not happy about Andrew Tate and the influence the Top G is having on young people around the world. Dyer, 46, spoke out this week after experiencing the modern parenting nightmare of discovering his 9-year-old son is a fan of Andrew …

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A Chinese Runner Beat Three Africans At The Beijing Half Marathon, And Now Everyone Thinks The Race Was Fixed

An investigation has been launched into the Beijing half-marathon after a Chinese runner barely edged out three Africans to the finish line. African trio Willy Mnangat (Kenya), Robert Keter (Kenya) and Dejene Hailu Bikila (Ethiopia) had opened up a gap of a few hundred metres on Chinese athlete He Jie, who – surprisingly, some might …

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