As Gottwood festival draws nearer, we introduced Waze & Odyssey to Manchester’s Almost Famous burgers and had a chat about their fake back story, playing the Boiler Room, WAV vs. vinyl, their new EP and, of course, Gottwood.
We met up with Eton Messy to assess their explosive arrival onto the underground house scene, the term “future garage” and the city of Bristol. It all helped to prove that The Guardian are talking out their ass.
This guy called Fink has made a party anthem about Google. It sucks, obviously, and now I hate Google.
Bieber got rejected entry from Sankeys in Manchester because they didn’t want him tarnishing their credibility. Well played, Sankeys. Our faith in humanity has been restored slightly.
This kid from Romania is churning out some of the deepest, most soulful electronic music we’ve ever heard. Imagine a jellyfish playing some really bassy, distorted steel drums. Or ignore our terrible description and just listen for yourself.
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
That picture is of Mark Wahlberg sitting on Graham Norton’s lap and rubbing his nipples. Yeah, that happened. Watch the full show as Mark’s night spirals into an inebriated blur. It’s painful and hilarious in equal measure.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember Harlem Shake and Baauer, and the days when it was cool. Before it got turned into a YouTube meme and got completely destroyed.
Almost every ‘respected’ news website has acted like a gossiping tabloid, shamelessly stirring the irrelevant shit that they have found in the form of abusive texts from MP Chris Huhne’s son to his father. It’s completely wrong and it disgusts me.
Guido Daniele makes these awesome hyper-realistic paintings/sculptures of animals with human hands. They’re really mind-blowing.
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
Audi’s new technology is going to take us a big step closer to that terrifying/blissful futuristic Wall-E world in which people get so fat and useless and dependent on technology that they can’t stand on their own two feet. Either that or it’ll be completely redundant.
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
Well, on top of the nightmares you already have to deal with from years of torture from your old dial-up connection. This is seriously haunting.
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The 5 Most Annoying Reactions To The New Daft Punk Album
I woke up this morning to find that the world and his wife suddenly had an opinion on the new Daft Punk album, and most of it just really annoyed me. So I took the time to single out the 5 groups of people with the most annoying reactions to Random Access Memories.