Next time you’re in the park with a coupla coupla’s on a sunny day and find yourself without an opener… Here’s 50 alternative ways you can crack open your bevvie!
At school, we were taught safe sex. But in between condoms and the ‘withdrawal method’, no one mentioned how to set a broken leg after misreading a Karma Sutra manual! Read on for some hilarious and hurty sex injuries.
Here we feature our top ten Badass Prison Breakouts, carried out by the bold, the brave and the downright insane.
Still a little high on anesthesia, this girl is inconsolable over her ‘dead’ wisdom teeth. Hilarious, if not slightly upsetting.
Turns out, you’re really not safe from anything. Check out the bizarre circumstances where these poor sods have snuffed it.
They’re called fanatics for a reason – the top stage invasions, sports game antics and general mental bastard behavior that fucks it up for everyone.
Growing up we learned to be afraid of the bad guys; the boogeyman, the sandman and so on. Check your closet and under your bed tonight for these disturbing dames.
Ever wondered why we say the shit we say? What has a kettle of fish got to do with anything? Do grandma’s suck eggs? Surely it’s not possible to rain cats and dogs…
An Australian farmer showed a python who was running the show when she found it wrapped around one of her prize chooks by stamping on its head and proceeding to revive the half dead chicken. Only in Oz right?
Sick Chirpse goes down under for Big Day Out festival in Perth!
Throughout history, our pink bits have been magnified, glorified and demonized- but never demystified. Is the lady lotus a pathway to squishy enlightenment or the Devil’s gateway?
Can we still faff about, do copious amounts of drugs and fall into things in the knowledge that there’s a safe, clean environment full of superhero doctors who can stitch us up no problem? I used to think so, but now I’m not so sure…
Five family fun crimes performed by five creepy whack jobs that you wouldn’t like to encounter in a dark alley way. Check under your bed tonight for these mentally unbalanced bastards.
If you think about it, the apocalypse of the Earth may not be a bad thing. Think about all the bullshit goings-on in the world today that wind us up like rioting chavs and crackheads raping grannies. Maybe it’d actually be a good thing if this was the end.
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