Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
Yes, that title is correct. Some Bristol lad has been banned from driving after being found driving under the influence of drum’n'bass.
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong…
Tired of seeing trends about Bieber? Pissed off at the amount of time you spend sifting through Bieber bullshit? Welcome to the rest of your life starring the Bieber Blocker
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fuck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
First there was Morgan Freeman getting pissed off that he couldn’t hold a baby without turning it into candy…now there is a newlywed couple getting banned for sharing the rainbow.
