Right, first things first. If you’re tripping, or high, it’s probably for the best if you don’t watch this video just yet. Go and chillax for a bit, get some down time, eat some Pringles. Then come back. We’re pretty decent like that at Sick Chirpse, see. We’ve had some pretty fucked-up trips ourselves, and we want you to enjoy your high-time rather than it becoming something you’ll regret. That is, of course, unless you’re one of those vile creatures that actually enjoy watching trip-twisting, gut-shredding, mind-warping videos that effectively tear your mind to tiny little pieces and leave the pieces rotting on the floor like cigarette butts. If you are one of these mutants, you’ll fucking love this.
We’ve already brought your attention to weird fetishes, but this one really does take the piss and mix it in with your pint of dark. It’s supposedly called Adult Baby Regressive Therapy, but I think it’s just called being A Fucked-Up Weirdo Who’s Never Gonna Get Laid. A woman, who goes by the name of Hazel Highheels (I know, right?), charges strange blokes £30 an hour to dress up as babies in her house and then she treats them like babies for however long the blokes’ money will last. She feeds them an’ all.
I don’t really know what else to say because it’s really creepy/weird and you should just watch the video. Hope I haven’t ruined your trip, amigo.