Picture him speaking and then listen to this.
Great way to try and make friends.
Looks like someone's got themselves a new nuclear weapon.
This is how you bounce back from bad publicity - build your oppressed country a ski resort.
Turns out Kim Jong Unâ€™s uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs...
Turns out Kim Jong Un was â€œvery drunkâ€ when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also...
Kim Jong Un has had his girlfriend executed via machine gun firing squad after he found out she'd filmed a sex tape.
Kim Jong Un is having a hard time finding virgins to join his virgin-only dance troupe.
North Korea's richest fatty boom batty bags himself a new bit of skirt despite being a complete thug.
Politics in 2018.
He does what he wants.
The punchlines write themselves.
Get with the times.
Starting them young.
The Hermit Kingdom.
Kim is not going to be happy.
Stop the bullying.
Billy big balls.
Maybe not the wisest idea saying it out loud.
Someone give this guy a Nobel Peace Prize.
What a brutal way to go.
Could it be?
No likey, no lifey.
Definitely the kind of person you’d want in charge of nuclear weaponry.