The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #84
“Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it.”
“Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it.”
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
“£10 and I will FaceTime your friends and tell them we had great sex.”
“I’m doing a tally of penis sizes, wanna weigh in?”
“They don’t call me ‘twerkmoney’ for nothing.”
“I gag when I brush my teeth, so don’t get too excited.”
“It’s all fun and games until I hook up with your dad.”
“I’ll beg you to act like Donald Trump while I make you a sandwich.”
“Give me wine and I’ll pole dance.”
“I like my men like I like my pizza…”
The best and worst from Tinder this week.
“I’m honestly only here to get my ass eaten.”
Lily’s post-sex selfie is straight up brutal.
“Fat, pregnant, and looking to fuck”.
Madison is a straight up sexual savage.
“I make ceramic penises of all the people I’ve slept with.”
Katelyn is using her Tinder profile to make money in a completely outrageous way.
“There’s a Pikachu in my pussy, come and get it.”
“Do you want your kids in bed by 9 or all over my face?”
Amanda coming through with the most aggressive Tinder profile of all time.
Kendra’s dad is going to have a heart attack when he gets a load of this week’s Tinder round-up.
Grace gives a masterclass on how to get the fellas swiping right in this week’s Tinder round-up.
Aisley has figured out an A+ marketing technique for herself in this week’s NSFW Tinder round-up.
Absolute unadulterated debauchery.