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THE OUTRAGEOUSLY CAMP GUY

Louie Spence

This fantastically effeminate chap, waltzes flamboyantly through the aisles, immaculately groomed and adorably bubbly.

They’re not always gay, often they have a wife and kids at home and they are just sassy as fuck and don’t care who knows it.

His small talk bread and butter, is his dietary exclusion of bread and butter. He uses ‘nom nom nom’ to describe anything from a ripe, passing posterior to the pace with which he guiltily devoured a packet of crisps in his candle lit bath the night before.

A lovely, kind gentleman, until the moment an extension of his claws is warranted, then the misguided fool that dared to call out his name in the retail arena is getting served up a freshly baked, fatal serving of scorching, hot attitude.

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