Ecstasy
If someone doesn’t like this film they’re a cunt, apparently.
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Top Ten Completely Pointless Websites
Here are 10 websites that are completely pointless and waste of fvcking time.
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Tour The Amazon From Your Computer With Google Maps
Google Maps has just become more awesome. You can now explore the Amazon using Street View, instead of somewhere shitty like Romania.
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Mom Chews Out Kid For Playing Guitar Too Loud In Incredible Rant
Any teenager trying to learn guitar will have been subject to complaints from their parents about it being too loud, but none as insane as this rant.
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ITV’s Titanic: It Sinks!
Downton Abbey at sea but it’s on an ‘unsinkable’ ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
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Hip Hop Playlist #2
Sick Chirpse’s very own Tim Westwood, Herbalsoda, takes you through his current top picks in the UK Hip Hop scene.
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Murder, Bondage and Dildos: Barbie is Sick
Barbie is sick and wants your head in her fridge.
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
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Napoleon Dynamite Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before
Napoleon Dynamite creators the Hess brothers reunite an original cast for this hilarious spin-off.
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Abandoned Japanese Sex Museum
Abandoned sex museum in Japan. Just before we thought they couldn’t get any more weird…
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Kenny Dalglish – Does He Still Deserve To Be In A Job?
Has King Kenny really done enough to to hold on to the Liverpool hotseat?
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Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
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MC Dave OG Just Ruined Your Day
There are no words.
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Japanese Tron Street Dance
Japanese dance crew bang out a bit of street dancing covered in all manner of Tron madness!
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Muamba Twitter Troll Jailed!
Liam Stacey’s defense was being too drunk, but the judge said he must face the consequences of his actions
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VIDEO: Ant Gang Bang
Queen ant gets her head eaten while other ants shag her senseless. Gnarly.
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Mario Balotelli interrupts Inter Milan press conference
Mario Balotelli’s latest escapade could be the dumbest yet.
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Touch: Kiefer Sutherland is back and ISN’T called Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is back and this time he is a baggage handler called Martin who must discover what his autistic son is drawing! Wow!
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Humperdink To Face Guillotine
Could this be the most unwanted man in the UK?
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Can’t Get Drunk On A Tenner Anymore? Here’s Why…
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
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MCTRAVESTY
New McDonald’s advert rivals their food in terms of tastelessness.
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Hit The Road Jack
Ever wondered where lies your ‘inner dolphin’, or how far someone would go if they were being interviewed to be – wait for it – the next Prince of Wales?
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Ten Movies That Will Leave You Quivering
Ten movies that will disturb the mind, as well as the stomach!
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Facebook: A New Age Of Narcissism
Could Facebook be turning you into a dick?
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Fatties Aim For World Record
Susanne Eman (a brainless, Arizonian imbecile) throws caution to the wind as she marries a chef in her bid to become the worlds heaviest woman. Her sister is pretty hot though.
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4/20 UK Annual Smoke Up At Hyde Park
Time to clean that bong out!
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RECOMMENDED: MAIN ATTRAKIONZ
The recommended artists of the week brought to you by Sick Chirpse are Main Attrakionz. A duo representing a brand new sound for Hip Hop in 2012.
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Hip Surgery = Hilarious
Some guy’s had an uncontrollable urge to laugh since he had hip surgery a few years back. He’s still laughing now…
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The Death of Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman
The BBC’s film review show has gone through a few changes but have they been of benefit?
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The Bronx Are Back
The Bronx are returning to their stellar day job in time for summer 2012.
