MR MUTHAFUCKIN EXQUIRE
What’s not to like about this guy?
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ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE OWN GOAL
This could actually be the best one of all time.
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GUY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN STOMACH
Guy shoots himself in stomach. Idiot.
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GAME OVER FOR PAC-MAN
Has Pac-man used all of his continues?
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SUNDAY’S BEST AND WORST FOOTBALLERS
Sunday was a massive day for football. Who shone? Who failed to deliver?
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SICK CHIRPSE’S GARY MORTON RELEASES FIRST BOOK – CHOP SHOP
Gary Morton – a writer first championed by us here at Sick Chirpse – has just released his first book.
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OSCARS REVIEW 2012 – PRANKS, SPECIAL THANKS AND VERY LITTLE TOM HANKS
Sick Chripse looks back at the Oscars, Hollywood’s annual dick measuring contest.
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N64 GOLDENEYE 007: BROUGHT TO LIFE
Real actors play out the hilarious game play such games as Goldeneye used to churn out pixel by pixel.
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COOKING WITH POO
Cooking With Poo is up for strangest book title of the year award. I really hope it wins.
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WHY LIONEL MESSI IS A DON
Lionel Messi is a complete don, here’s the proof. Not that anyone denies this but you know, everyone loves a new Messi video.
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VICE’S PROJECT X PARTY – THIS THURSDAY
Vice are celebrating the release of Project X with ‘the wildest and most spectacular house party ever.’ Sounds wild.
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HELP HEATH GET SPONSORED AT PARTYING
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
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ANTLERED MAN – PLATOONO OF UNO
Antlered Man sent us an email a couple of weeks asking us to feature their video. Better late than never I guess huh?
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EUTHANASIA ROLLER COASTER
The euthanasia roller coaster is designed to kill its passengers, so make sure you double check the sequence of loops the next time you’re in the queue at Alton Towers.
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HALF LIFE BARNACLE LAMP
An essential household item for everyone who grew up in the noughties playing video games.
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THE OSCARS 2012 – A PREVIEW OF THE WORLD’S MOST SELF-INDULGENT AWARDS SHOW
We look forward to the Oscars 2012 – how many gags will Billy Crystal make about the recession?
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RAGE ICONS FOR FACEBOOK CHAT
Finally, what everyone has been waiting for! A way to get good emoticons on Facebook chat!
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THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED…OF BOREDOM.
The Brit Awards 2012 proved to be the final nail in the coffin of the British music scene. Lame, insipid and polite, it showcased how lazy and middle class the new breed of rock n roll heroes are.
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JAMES MARTIN’S DELICIOUS FAUX PAS – LIVE ON AIR
I thought there was only one James Martin – turns out I was wrong!
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VIN DIESEL’S FACEBOOK PAGE (CONTAINS DISTURBING CONTENT!)
Weirdness and hilarity ensues as I take a look at the Vin Diesel fan page. Mainly weirdness!
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JUMA PHIST AND NEFFA T BLOWING UP
Since we first featured them on Sick Chirpse, Juma Phist and Neffa T have been blowing up all kind of crazy.
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Woman Scams Nigerian Scammers
I write to you with great happiness as I bring the good news about a holding amount of $1,300,000 dollars that needs to be transferred into your bank account ASAP.
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IF I DIE – FACEBOOK APP
This new Facebook App lets you record a message for your friends and family to see in the event of your death. No, I’m not joking.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Accidental Chinese Hipsters
What’s better than spotting a hipster looking dumb? Spotting a Chinese person accidentally looking like a hipster.
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10 WAYS TO WIN EVERY ARGUMENT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Remember, his Mum is the key.
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TOTES AMAZEBALLS: THE CEREAL
Charlatans’ frontman teams up with Kellogs to create a new cereal called ‘Totes Amazeballs.’ The world ends.
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CASSETTEBOY VS THE NEWS
Cassetteboy’s back! Hell yeah.
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SNOW SURVIVOR
Swedish survivor is found alive after two months of being inside his car which was buried by snow. Hibernated and drank melted snow.
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ANGRY DAD SHOOTS TEENAGE DAUGHTERS LAPTOP – TOUGH LOVE AT ITS FINEST
Teenage daughter whines; laptop suffers.
