TOP TEN MOST SHOPLIFTED ITEMS
Perez Hilton has revealed the top ten shoplifted items in America over the festive period. Can you guess number one?
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LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP VIDEO
Some guys came out with a Legend of Zelda parody rap video which actually isn’t that terrible, because let’s face it the whole concept sounds completely awful.
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GOOSE ARMY
One day a year at the Festival of Ghent, the goose army is unleashed.
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JAVELIN MISSILE MISFIRE IN AFGHANISTAN
War is a serious business. There is no joking when it comes to war. Please watch this video at your own discretion.
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Woman Trapped In A Clothes Horse
Some students were messing about and one of them ended up getting trapped in a clothes horse. That’s the future of the country right there folks.
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Korn: ‘We Were Dubstep Before Dubstep’
Korn make an outrageous claim to justify their new dubstep direction.
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ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS: ON CRACK
Finally, dynamite is officially introduced into a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which there are 25 possible gestures. Yes, this is Rock, Paper Scissors on CRACK.
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ROSE BOY AND FRIENDS
New Vice documentary profiles people who are obsessed with celebrities. So obviously it’s just full of weirdos.
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LEGO LET’S GO
Hardcore band’s main songwriter writes a hardcore song about Lego and then makes an awesome Lego video to accompany it.
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WIN A COPY OF THE NEW DJ SHADOW ALBUM
Enter this competition to get your hands on the new innovative DJ Shadow album which features guest vocalists Tom Vek and Little Dragon.
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BRAP OR CRAP – BUDDIES USA
Brap or Crap makes a return with a visit to Buddies USA which is somewhere near Northampton.
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THE BICYCLE ANIMATION
This awesome video is all about making real life animation by using the turning wheel of a bicycle.
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MILEY CYRUS ADMITS SHE’S A STONER
Miley Cyrus admits she smokes too much weed in this video.
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TOP 3 RUSSIAN OWN GOALS IN HISTORY
After Vassili Berezoutski’s effort on Wednesday shot into the top three, we show you the official top three Russian own goals in history.
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FEDEX DOMINOS
This is a nice new advert from our friends in FedEx Canada using FedEx packages as Giant Dominos.
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WIN YOUR NEXT FIGHT
UFC legend Bas Rutten shares practical (if somewhat mental) advice on self defence in street fights.
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NO SPOILERS PROPAGANDA
Nobody likes spoilers. Here’s a surefire way to avoid spoilers – by printing off posters saying you don’t like spoilers.
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TIZIANO CRUDELI – CRAZY ITALIAN COMMENTATOR
Tiziano Crudeli could be the best/most insane football commentator ever.
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SAMSUNG DISSES IPHONE USERS IN NEW ADVERT
Samsung’s new advert portrays Apple iPhone users as being dorky, obsessive, wannabe-creative geeks, which know isn’t true, cos they’re all complete sluts!
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ARE HEARTS WORTH £50 MILLION
Vladimir Romanov reckons Hearts is worth around £50 million. We’re a bit baffled to where he plucked that fairytale figure from.
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Octopus Walks On Land
Octopuses freak me out at the best of times, let alone when one heaves itself from the water and starts walking across land like it does in this video.
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I WAS REALLY DRUNK WHEN I WROTE THIS
I wrote this when I was really drunk. I don’t remember ever writing it, but I woke up in the morning and there it was, glaring at me. It seems alcohol releases the frantic darkness festering in the damp recesses of my brain.
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TOP 10 GOALS OF THE YEAR ANNOUNCED
The ten best goals of the year nominated for the Ferenc Puskas award have been announced by FIFA.
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WIN A TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND WITH STORIES BEAT STUFF
You can win a free trip to New Zealand with Stories Beat Stuff.
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MAMA DRAMA: NEW SHOW FROM CREATOR OF JERSEY SHORE
What could be more ridiculous than the Jersey Shore? Mama Drama, that’s what.
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INUDGE: SPEND THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY MAKING SOME MUSIC
iNudge means your nan can make some music without the faintest knowledge of sequencers, VSTs or even basic musical knowledge.
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WORLD’S LARGEST CAMEL RACE
A new record for the world’s largest camel race has been set in the Inner Mongolian Desert.
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HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT
Follow these 38 steps to winning an argument against your girlfriend/boyfriend/brother/sister/teacher/landlord or parole officer.
