LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CREATES SUB-ATOMIC FIREBALL
One million times hotter than the core of the sun. Honestly.
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HANDSOME BAND OF THE MONTH – THE MAGNIFICENT
The most handsome band of the month award goes to The Magnificent.
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NUMAN SHARES HIS SECRETS
I’ve been speaking to Numan since I started producing and…
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MOSCA TILTS HIS SHIFT
Since the whole ‘future garage’ movement started there have been…
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PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON TOWN
Fees will rise, cuts will be made, politicians will break promises. Like Tupac said that’s just the way it is.
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SWEET POTATO BURGERS WITH CAJUN WEDGES
Recipe for vegetarian sweet potato burgers with cajun wedges.
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DICK VAN DYKE IS RESCUED BY PORPOISES
Can you even fall asleep on a surfboard?
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ENGLANDa��.STEP UP TO THE PLATE
England: home to historical playwrights, tea, custard, and terrible television. What’s happened to our TV?
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FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
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SEGWAY OWNER STACKS IT OFF A CLIFF WHILST RIDING HIS SEGWAY
The unbelievable demise of a charitable hero.
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DURKL 2047
DURKL makes sick garms, we write about sick chirpses, check it.
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HOW ABOUT A FREE AK47 WITH YOUR NEW VEHICLE?
If ever you needed a reason to buy a used truck, Nation’s Trucks in South Orlando is giving it to you…..
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ROMANCE ON A ROCKETSHIP!
You Me At Six crossed with Sean Kingston? YES, this is your new favourite band!
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CAREER THREATENING INJURY (AKA LEG AMPUTATION)
Ever wonder what happens to a professional footballer when their leg gets amputated?
